Being an alcoholic
You can park right in the space
And wait to go into the meeting
With a smile upon your face
Yes, come join the alcoholics
Oh we're such a happy crew
Everybody in the same boat
It was sinking but who knew?
Being an alcoholic
It's a wonderful thing to be
When you realize what you're missing
Is a life of catastrophe
Yes I say come along to a meeting
Come along today
There's nothing better than sharing
What you'd never say publicly
Just mind when you park your car
All the others have scratches and dents
From all the times the drunken drivers
Have driven their cars into a fence
Don't worry cos most are walking
And some they ride a bike
Because the last time they drove
Off their face the cops knew their like
It's not always so bucolic
Sometimes melancolic
At time maniacal frolics
But I try and keep it on the level
Ready with a bevel
And a cup of tea
But that's what being an alcoholic
Feels like to me
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