Clipped winged angels bow their heads in the garden
Monday, 25 May 2026
Dead Angel’s Of the Railway
I like to write poetry and perform it at poetry nights. I've been writing some form of it since school years.
Monday, 20 April 2026
The Fisher king
I met some fishermen in the showers
Of April on the pier
They said March or die
I said how can I
When you've covered my DNA queer?
You've queered the pitch
You've tarred and bitch
You men of roads and gears
You've rolled my soul
In stones and potholes
And I've come up covered in
leers, jeers,
I've risen up like a mountain
But my head has been eroded down
And now all that's left is a reptilian husk
Of the royal stem which once wore a crown
I met the fishermen
They said do you like fishing?
Are you going fishing
Well are you?
In Weymouth, I said,
some do, he said
He had this sweaty loss on him
This punter's cruelty
Of the King Arthur in Glastonbury
It's like a sickbed
They use a Noble name
And the customer's think
Somehow through Osmosis
Or through drinking the beer
That they've absorbed some of his might
And right and Majesty
But it's built on a poisonous well
And they are drinking from a poisoned chalice
And if they're looking for the Holy Grail
Well they've found a town called Malice
I don't think Glastonbury is well
Down there it's a fishing port
It's a hard place, it's a cruel sport
Fishing
They would be better off calling it
The Bait and Tackle
As that's all they end up doing
Trying to catch each other out
Laying traps for unsuspecting fish to bite
I met some fishermen
and asked them how they bait their fish
They said we can use maggots, worms, flies
Mosquitoes
Depends on what size Fish
The prize determines the size
Of insect
I said how did you learn to bait like that?
They told me years of practice
And night school
We had to join a guild
The FOMB
The FOMB I said pray what does that stand for?
Fear of mis-baiting? I suggested
No they said it stands for
The Federation of Master Baiters
Oh I said you must feel great pride
They nodded and carried on
I like to write poetry and perform it at poetry nights. I've been writing some form of it since school years.
Saturday, 19 October 2024
The Horse's shoe
Oh Jamie
The polish on your glasses
Is not same
I feel I forget my own
Name
Ee
There's a hill named frog
It's drunk up all the grog
And
I think that it's such a
Shame
ee
Well you run a bar like a Queen
We are so far
But ever green
we think We're middle aged
But actually it saged
The wisest amongst us
Is never seen
I had 2 pints of Blindman's bluff
The blond beer
Was the golden stuff
You served it like a queen
It was all so Steve McQueen
But you know I'm really no
Film buff
If there was some place to
Leave my package
Like DPD or Amazon
Raffle
Perhaps the post office
Had returned
Would you like to show Saint George
Just how we remember his name?
We shine the flagpole
We raise
The flag of blame
I prefer blame to shame
But both have skin in the game
Both can make the conscience flinch
Both can make the face pained pink
It is an honest account
At least that's what alcohol amounts
To
And no, no, no doubt
His wife would have something to shout
About
Oh Jamie
You drive men mad
With your body shaped like a jar
So curvy, it's like you're a star
Of the overwrought at the bar
I have to say I noticed
But do I think you'd be
The one
Making friends with an alcoholic
Is not the way to beat
The cholic
He already has your number
Written on
His shirt sleeves' umbra
Shadow of the fallen race
Yet he is the one
Of poor taste
No religious nut is he
Only One flew over the cuckoo's tree
And state and all is free
When we let all things just be
I like to write poetry and perform it at poetry nights. I've been writing some form of it since school years.