What I dream of are no borders
Roaming wild
Aladin tights
A transvestite production of
Arabian nights
In the Wild west
The genie in the bottle
From the whisky bottle
of Tex Mex , or Texas Jack
On his way up the Green river
He meets a mountain man
With a blanket to deliver
A beaver skin, the like of which
Has never been seen before
For when it's unfurled
Then the world will know
A lad in tights might be a girl
He is a wild mountain man
Who is trying to come to terms with his gender dysphoria
Discovers a magic lamp in an old mountain cabin one night
And he rubs it to discover Tex Mex the man Ol Jack of the lantern
Who promptly tell him he will grant him 3 wishes
First he wishes he were a woman, not a man of the mountain
Second
Featuring such hits as -I like lumber, Jack, how about you?
I like lumber, can you give me your number
I see you need a tree feller, well I'm the fella for you
Put your back into it
All bark and no bite, just dog darn day
He said, she said - Jack said, did she?, Jill said, no he didn't!
And other confusing tales
Aladin tight's other wish is for others to recognize that people like him exist in the world
And they have real struggle with who they are
with such songs as 'who you calling a shemale, man?'
He-man/shemale, Seaman, and the whale
Moby Dick or toby and the red brick retold
The house that Jill built
Look who's wearing the trousers
Sand in my test tube
Gender positive discrimination on the Appellation trail
