And low Abraham gave his laptop cable to Isaac
And Isaac lent it to Jakob
And Jakob, took it up the ladder
But it wasn't long enough to reach heaven
And Cain and Abel
Had a fight over a laptop cable
Because Abel wouldn't give it back
Cain stabbed him in the back
All over a laptop
In the lap of the Gods
The laptop cable worked
Powered by Zeus'
Lightning generator
But up in mount olympus
There is very poor wifi signal
So they don't really know what's going on
