I've got a vampire guitar
It sucks my blood
Like a used car
I've got a cherubim
Who plays a harp string
And fires at me all these love darts
I've got a vampire guitar
It sleeps in a case until it's dark
And when the sun comes down
It gets up and wanders town
Looking for a love victim's heart
Yes it will play on her heart strings
It will search for her neck
and in each tune it plays
it will suck her blood right back
She will be all used up
Just like a second hand car
For I have a vampire guitar
I used to be a nice guy
And stand up in the corn
And wait for the harvester
To come chop me down as if I were a lawn
But then I realized that never got me very far
So that's why I bought my vampire guitar
