Nice Demeter, Demeter nice
She was the mother of Persephone
persephone phone me, phone me perse,
She was on the dog and bone
Every night to her underground colleagues
Oh they were the "Resistance" at first
Yes Hades raged against Zeus
But then he put on them a curse
And Hades was stuck under a roof
So Persephone his girlfriend went with him
Or you could say he kidnapped her
Kidnapping is a crime on a global scale
Much like Stealing a giant Panda bear
But they didn't have panda diplomacy
Not much at least in ancient Greece
Except it was left up to Pandora herself
To open her own box with her teeth
Now Prometheus he discovered fire
Or you could say he stole it from Zeus
But stealing from Kings is a crime
And gets you locked up which is proof
So Prometheus he was locked to a boulder
While ravens pecked out his liver as truth
Is extracted from a liar by torture
As nature is red in claw and in tooth
But torture is a crime internationally
Just take Guantanamo bay
If you mess with the empire
Such as stealing fire power
Then you better be sure you will pay
So we've learnt our methods from the Gods
We've tried our hand at their game
And you know they were really a bunch of sods
Who really are all much to blame
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
That was how it was until Jesus hit the roof
And literally tore the false Gods from the ceiling
And he said instead turn the other cheek
But who is listening to him now eh?
Christ's way seems to be thought of as weak
And I get the feeling that he must be reeling
Because no one is listening to him speak
