Poetry

Showing posts with label Confusion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Confusion. Show all posts

Sunday 4 September 2022

Blindman

 Feel like a blind man

Lost in confusion and fear

I keep moving around 

But no one comes near

I'm on foreign ground

And the rules are not clear

Won't somebody tell me

How to get the hell out of here?


Lost and found on the merry-go-round

For another year

Monday 1 August 2022

Discombobulated

 Disco Bob was on the job

But he left his work the dirty slob

To dance in discos

In San Francisco

Oh the life of disco Bob


He'd work too hard would disco bob

He treated life like it was corn on the cob

He had a lot to chew over 

During the war with the snob

But he wouldn't mind he was always

Holding the door knob

On his way out to the disco 

Oh disco Bob


Now I'm not saying his life was a sunbeam

Not saying it was a walk in the park

But surely you've got to have some dream

Unless you're forever to walk in the dark

Sunday 27 February 2022

Mistakes in English - easily confused phrases that may have consequences if wrong number 1

Teacher: Hi, how are you today?

Student said: I've just got back from a kidnap  

Teacher: Oh dear, perhaps we shouldn't have this lesson

Student meant: I have just got up after a nap