Saturday, 30 March 2024
Man of Sand
Sunday, 26 November 2023
A new man ?
He yawns and scratches his arse
How can this being be ancestor to
those whose sublime intelligence is unsurpassed?
Well, the truth is we all must be ourselves
Let him scratch his arse
He has a hard few thousand years ahead of him
And even then
He's still not let off the hook
There are crimes he has paid for, and those he has not
And sometimes he raided more, really quite a lot
He can't be too proud of himself
Because there's quite a bit of shit
One hundred million years ago
The mines of crystal city glared
In such unearthly vibrancy
And clarity of air
What they mined was photons
From a gravitational well
They had been caught in a black hole
They fought back it was too strong a spell
So light was black it was trapped
And trapped light is angry
It comes up spoiling for a fight
Or it spends an eternity going around an infinite number of mirrors
And reflections within the crystal maze
Some said this is what God is
An infinite reflection and refraction of light
Trapped in another dimension
I don't know I can't be sure
Sunday, 11 June 2023
Wooden man
Greed nation
I think we're turning German
In our cars, in our cars
Shaped like pandas and podgy rabbits
We race around like contented Chinese men
We have the veneer of China,
You are what you consume
After all in the technology, the
blatant and obvious over consumerism
Because what else is there to do in a vacuous life
But grow fat
Body building
And mechanizing ourselves
Just the rich grow richer
The poor stay where they are
Watching the fat cats driving their cars
Tuesday, 23 May 2023
Caveman
My mama said son, what you gonna be?
For you're nearly 9 and it's 45000 BC
I said now mama, why don't you know
I don't wanna lay bricks and I don't wanna build
I Don't wanna join the stone mason guild
I just wanna lie around all day
In your cave? She said
I said Uhhuh ugh hey
I'm a cave man, don't you see
I'm a cave man from 45 k BC
I wanna go out and gather and hunt
While my woman stays home
Takes care of the little runts
I'm a cave man ,I got no colour TV
I'm a cave man, I can count 1 2 3
I'm a cave man and I'm on the prowl
For a mammoth to kill
While I hear the wild cat growl
So son, she said, the world is changing fast
You can't be a cave man and live in past
Your father he managed but was killed by a rock
That fell from a height while he was building a dock
Now what you should be is a sailor out to sea
Build a boat or invent the wheel
I depends how you feel
But whatever you do, don't stay in the cave,
for life's out there to be lived
And you've got to be brave
Oh mama dear mama, I wanna run free in the wood
And chase after bears and antelopes
She said that won't do you no good
You gotta use your brain, and think with your head
We invented fire last week otherwise we'd be dead
Sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's hot
But you gotta be bold make the most of what you've got
Why not start a jewellery business selling necklaces of bone
I said, I don't have fine motor skills and anyway I'd need a loan
She said why don't you get off your ass and go to the bank
The manager there is a customer of mine named Hank
He can surely give you all the bones you'd want
Well I don't have chisel I said, she said What?
I said I'm a caveman, why can't you see,
I never learnt to write, only abc
That's why you called me Abel
And my brother you named Cain
And I think he's hiding under the table
playing some wicked game
Mother:
Now pretty soon Neanderthals like us will be extinct
Don't you see son you can't just follow your instinct
What you need is a role model like Cro Magnon man
He's over there looking so sophicated in his new clan
Why don't you go up to him and ask to be his apprentice?
Oh Mama, I would, but he looks like a dentist
Well a little bit more brushing wouldn't do your gums any harm
Oh Mum, I said, but she was having none of it and grabbed me by the arm
Hey there Mr Cro-Mo can you teach my son to think?
He needs a good role model,
and Cro-Mo just blinked
And then he looked me up and down,
and gave a wink then a frown
Then in his eyes I saw a twinkle
Like the stars had come out
He said sure I can take him on, but he'll work night and day
And when his time is over he won't receive any pay
Except life experience and that's worth more than fine bones
So my mother signed a contract that was written in stone
You come here everyday he said, at the hour of four
And you fetch all the tools, and leave them at my door
As I'm building something marvellous
It's big and round and rolls
But it's looking pretty cumbersome
So I am filling it with holes
Just to make it lighter? I said with a laugh
He said, yeah, you got it kid
Then he trundled down his path
I never will forget the day I left the cave behind
And I opened up a new door that opened up my mind
Saturday, 22 April 2023
Man of Sand
Here I stand
Japanese boy
I'm telling you it's a cupescience of over rated nonsense
It's a total cacophany, over brillo-creamed joy
It's a sad requiem for a gutteral cathedral
Of half pandered to over cooked Japanese Boy
Well old boy I see in your hair you have cats, and rats
And some signs of despair
And travelogue dialogues of repeated festoon
With the words and the manner of Sigfreid Sassoon
Where as here the Close encounter electronic keyboard wind chimes
Seem to turn on the salient cosmic times
And left like a marker in somebody's film
Oh they are here you can see them,
They are here I fear
The alien anthem of the black and white bear
What is it we want beyond a salad and brunch
What do we crave but eggs and bacon
And can we find the time for this kind of rhyme
When the train has nearly left the station
Wednesday, 14 December 2022
Pale man
whisky for your courage
Pelman for you pale
Pale riders in around your trail
I might be walking out of your city
Or I might be putting off to set sail
Look me up if you feel
like feeling pretty
look me me up I will meet you
without fail
Whisky for your courage when the wind blows
As it turns around the arms of your white sails
See the flags fly high
And sheets of thunder
Sung like the hymns of god's of wonder
See the plastic bags fly in the tumbler
Raging round like jellyfish of the sky
Wednesday, 5 October 2022
The reality of man!
Don't take your trash out
With me inside the can
I don't want to make a mistake but
I think I need a plan
I need to escape from
The Reality of Man
I try to see through your eyes
What I need to be
I don't know if I can
Or its possibility
There really should be
much more to life than this
Oh I'm trying to escape
The Reality of Man
I need you to understand
the home of the free
Is a place that I want to go
Whether you are with me
It is in my future plan
How motherly
I can't quite understand
The reality of man
Hope is a chariot that burns across the sky
And every fire fly lands in my eye
Anytime wisdom comes stepping at my door
I must say to wisdom I don't want you no more
Come take my hand, I'm waiting for you
To be wondering sweetly what we should do
And I hold out my best foot, and put it to the ground
And we walk down the aisle of
The reality of man!
Can you swing softly across
The barricade
Where the wars and the bullets
Are all just manmade
And nothing in this nature can
Follow this plan
That's why I must escape from
The Reality..
The reality of man
Oh you maybe a leader
Of men or of fate
You can be the seeder
of love or of hate
Just wait your turn
And mind you aren't late
For there's a train leaving nightly
From the citadel's gates
Don't shoot the messenger
You know his life's bate
To catch the truth teller
Who lies on a silver plate
You shouldn't try and do things
just because you can
You need an escape from
The Reality of man
Cosmic lightning crashing
Sprite, elves and blue jets
Dancing in the thrashing
Thunder in the vets
Dogs howling outright
Will be your best friend if he can
But even he must escape from
The reality of man!
Thursday, 4 August 2022
Almost wanted man
Almost wanted man
It's hard to see where you stand
Whether in the window
Or the bus station queue
Almost wanted man it is sad but it's true
I've really almost never really wanted to be you
It's not like being invisible because at least that's risible
And you can have a laugh over a can or two
But when nobody wants you
Well they might as well affront you
And tell you straight get out of town
You've never done any harm
Never looked the wrong way at a bandit with no arm
Never even argued for your due
It should not come as a shock
But I'm sure you've checked your stock
And noticed that you've run out of
Pencils to chew
Almost wanted man
Saturday, 9 July 2022
Poem for A
Oh you fat slob
With your sallow mallow, mealy mouth
Pale as a Nursing shark swimming about
In your pool of women you hide in
You pale-faced poser, you cowardly yellow belly
Roll over you hog in the dirty mud of a littered mind
In the crossed wires of our communication
And why not try hanging yourself on one of them
And I shall nod to you and acknowledge your bloated rotting
Corpse that will be feed for crows
Just as they pluck from your skull
The black beady eyes that gave me a look once
of one who thinks he knows me
And can tell or understand from a single line
The meaning or spirit of another
Well with all your insight I hope you know
This poem is about you, you fat motherfucker
Thursday, 19 May 2022
God's Gift
He thought he was
God's gift to women
And Macho man number one
He thought he was
The best thing since sliced bread
Best thing under the sun
He thought he was God's gift to women
And a real walking demigod
But well you know while he was talking
All I thought was what a sod
I thought flippin' heck he's joking
He must be like King Midas on Speed
Every thing he touches
Turns to Gold and that's just greed
I thought you shall not worship false idols
And this Pop star is a weed
He keeps growing in all the flowers
And showering them in his seed
Well God's gift to women
Macho hombera uno numbero one
Your ego's writing cheques so inhuman
You must be off the cast of Top gun
He's got a body of an Adonis
Like a statue of the Greeks
He's so phoney when he phones us
It's like a plastic doll who speaks
He's making mince meat of ponies
And he's talking pie in the sky to bits
He's keeping mum and she loves his bum
And his auntie thinks he's fit
Oh he's God's gift to women alright
He's God's idea of a joke
He's a spanner in the works
And a stick in the spokes
He's turned the applecart over tonight
And there's a burning chariot wheel
And Achilles has twisted his heel
Oedipus Rex with his mother complex
Told him he would not stand up in court
But King Midas wrote cheques
And his gold finger flexed
And he ended up getting more than he thought
He's a disaster on two feet
He means to cause you harm
Don't listen to his Cheat sheet
Don't fall for his charm
He'll get you undercover
Then like a fire raise an alarm
And like James Bond he kills his lovers
While his mother inherits the farm
He's got too many arms
Like an octopus
and a finger in every pie
I wish he would go but he's opted with us
Rather than the spirit in the sky
Monday, 7 March 2022
Middle man between the devil and the deep blue Europe
War
It is now the use of the word
In the news since
The rest of the world will soon feel the effects of rising fuel costs
What havewe been missing?
We thought we could return to a former world
But everything has changed
Nothing stays the same
But at the end
Russia will come out stronger
In terms of land and resources
When they capture Ukraine
But what will be next for the border with Europe
The hard borders with Poland, Lithuania, Romania
Or the soft border with Hungary.
What will the result be for militarization in Europe
And if Hungary don't militarize
Then what will happen to Budapest
Hungary is Nato
It will be strategically important for the West
But also Russia
But also Orban will play the middle man
He has invited in the Russian money
Oligarchs etc and also Chinese money
And money talks
Friday, 7 January 2022
The Neanderthal Song
Who killed off, who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Will you tell me staff?
Who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Oh, were they getting soft?
Had they had enough?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Did they have a long skull?
Were they really too droll?
Oh, who killed off the Neanderthals
Who killed off, who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Was it Las Champs or destiny?
Who killed off that Beastie boy?
Was it the man with a new toy?
Who killed off, who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Were they invited in?
for a glass of Champagne
By Cro Magnon Man
Did he sin, did he go insane,
did he poison the well?
In the frozen hell
With no place to hide
Oh, Cro Magnon man, was it you?
Was it you who drew the last line?
Well, they drew the short straw
And then they were no more
And that was the decline
Of the Neanderthal line
Who killed off, who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Tell me who killed off, who killed off
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
A little too like a chimp
A little hunched over
More like the dog Rover
Did they need to stoop?
when they had to poop
Were they not upright citizens?
Oh, who has the right to criticize them?
Who killed off, who killed off?
Who killed off the Neanderthals?
Tell me who killed off, who killed off
Who killed off the Neanderthals?