Cul-de-sac
Everybody back-packed
Fanny pack, bum bag
Everybody carry a swag
All I have to say is that
Suitcases can make your bum look fat
Handbag, wag-bag
Baghdad satchel fad
Leather-case bootlace
Tie it satch-mo face
All I have to say is that
Bum bags make your bum look fat
Tie it, Zip it, no body rip it
Sainsbury's, Asda, home shop in Mazda
Sling it in, bring it in, fold it up,
Ring a ding
All I have to say is that
Carrier bags make your bum look fat
IKEA Tarpaulin, Marks and Spencer
Hempen thing
Fabric, magic, silk wool or plastic
Top end, bottom shelf
Pick one up, help yourself
Throw away society
If it doesn't fly, it isn't free
Nobody needs a bag (for life) for their health
Carpet baggin', carpet shaggin'
Brown paper bag of gin
Dumpster, thumpster, down and out gangster
On a plane vomit
Save yourself, breathe calm again
Feel like a comet
On a rise, then a fall
Visit the can, then bag it all
all I have to say is that
A body bag can make your bum look fat
On a mountain, in a fountain
Hike it, bike it, everybody like it
Advertise for sore-eyes, everyone economize
Too big, too small, over shoulder tennis ball
Hurricane too bad, Glaswegian Bawl bag
All I have
to say is that some bags don’t make your bum
Look fat
String
strap, chin-strap
Everybody
brain rap
All I have
to say is that
Purses don’t
make your bum look fat
Purses,
curses, everyone reverses
Inside,
outside, make it black or white side
Lining,
pining every bag defining
Each a
different lining
All I have
to say is that
Diamond
studded handbags don’t make your bum look fat
Silver
buckle, copper knuckle,
Knuckle
duster, feather fluster
Pretty,
frilly, every kind of silly
All I have
to say is that laptop bags
Don’t make
your bum look fat
Snake skin,
fake skin, even keep a steak in
Make-up,
lip stick, take up a dip stick
Micro-wave
seal-able, Gold fish save
Its steal-able
All I have
to say is that coconut shies
Don’t make
your bum look fat
Man-bag, grab-a-bag,
what a slag in Baghdad
Make a
point, turn a corner, light a joint
Feed a
feeler, all I have to say is that
Metrosexuals can make your bum look fat
Here’s a
bag, there’s a bag
Everybody
Hacky-sack
Feed the
lack, fill the black
Bag it,
sag it, everybody hag it
All I have
to say is that
Everybody
makes out everybody else is fat
Sure, you
disclaim it, you may even exclaim
Or claim it
– its in the bag, it’s yours
Pull up
your pants
Fill up
your draws
Don’t try
to shame it, explain it or name it
That bag is
to blame for it
All I have
to say is that
No bag can
make your bum look fat
It doesn’t
matter anyways
The
writings on the motorways
The plane
takes off
Another
lands
It's all the
same in a bag-less land
For nobody
carries you
No dog collects
its own poo
We all
choose to use you
Even throw
you out, abuse you
Oh bag,
only a bag lady really does love you
Let’s leave
it at that
Only a Bum
can make a bag look fat
