I want a woman who will tell me my book is overdue
And the loan I took out needs returning
I need a woman is it you?
But so long as I'm learning, she'll keep my pages turning
She can't be book burning it's true
You can beat me with your shoes
You can beat me black and blue
But I only like Librarians
Oh there are all kinds of women in the world
There are secretaries, C-sections, and sectarians
But there is only one who'll do
Yes, I'm talking about you
Oh I only like librarians
It must be the way they files their books
Oh in alphabetical persuasions
Colour coded or by title it gives me titillations
Yes I only like librarians
Oh there are women builders, gardeners and enterprising
dancers,
Engineers, teachers and farmers too
But beat me black and blue
Cos none of them will do
Oh I only like librarians
Oh there are many kinds of races in the world
There hispanic, European, Black or Asian
But I don't mind the skin tone or colour
It's the way order books shelves that matters
Oh I only like librarians
