You buttocks, your buttocks
Your shins and your sandals
Your pins and your vandals
Your scandals of sleaze
Your buttocks or shuttocks
Or closeted muttocks
And tussocks of fussocks
And closets of ease
Oh come from your buttocks
Speak forth your rude shocks
ruttocks and rollicks and rolling your cheese
Down hillocks and hussocks
And hattocks and haystacks
And bayracks, and may slacks
In feysacks of peas
Or pick strawberry tea cakes
Remonstrance bees wax
Or flea tax on market,
Oh do park it please
Your buttocks I mean
Down on your seats
And now you are seated
Then listen well to me
buttocks
futtocks
hammocks
hat tricks
headstocks
shamrocks
bannocks
buttock
cassocks
destocks
