A man fell off a bridge, luckily a thread of his jumper got caught
on the railing and as he fell it broke his fall as it unravelled
What a marvel!
More marvellous than that was on the other side of the bridge
A sheep fell off and went splat
It just goes to show how sometimes it's better
To give away what you own
Than wear it yourself
Or else it was just a lucky woolly jumper
