tooting cartoon in his tomb
He knew how to relax
He was sure of death and taxes
Because he was freeze dried
Oh Maslow was an Egyptian with
His pyramid of needs
But you watch him turn to stone
When his account bleeds
Because he was freeze dried
Well the coffee in my cup
It comes straight from the beans
But it is not black but colour I have seen
Because it was freeze dried
Well I met the thief in the bar
And went home with him
In the get away car
He sure was as grim as coal tar
BUT he was freeze dried
