You only went half a pig
I was giving it big
I went the whole hog
No snuggery fig
I went the whole hog
The full grog
I went Phileas Fogg
On the world's cog
I didn't go quarter llama
I went full pyjama
I went whole moon
no semi sunrise monsoon
Pigs might fly
Well why can't I?
I went the whole hog
I tried to take it full pelt
Put my pedal to the metal
I was going full tilt
No piggy in the middle
Full dress no tartan kilt
I went the whole hog
Not playing leap frog
On the bottom of the bill
I was the last act
I had time to kill
I needed to check my facts
It was not unfulfilled
I completed my contract
I went the whole hog
I got fully skilled
But it was show time
In the paddy field
I had to pick rice
To make my meal
But it was versa vice
Not a mixed deal
There was no sacrifice
I was not half peeled
I sucked on bitter lemons
I swallowed bitter pills
I went to seven elevens
With fifty dollar bills
And climbed the stairs to heaven
Though some I skipped
I spilled
The milk for the cat
Who never learnt to heel
She had 9 lives
But I knew summer's chilled
The lives that made that
Out of earshot revealed
I went the whole hog
now nothing's left concealed
