Cats with suitcases
Cats taking the suitcases
From railway platforms
Passing eachother on the underground
Suitcase and hat on
Suitcase in hand
Dogs taking it easy in the hotel room
Just kicking up their feet
And taking a sip on a pinacolada
A Basset hound with a bloody Mary
A chiwawa with a gin and tonic
Oh the pets are enjoying their holiday
In the pet hotel
Won't you take me to the Pet hotel
Pet hotel is where I wanna stay
Away from my master for a week or two
In the Pet Hotel with you
Yes you can pet me all you like
You can mollycoddle and do what you like
But I'm a dog with my animal rights
Yes I want a holiday too
I'm going to the Pet Hotel
It's out in the sticks and stones
And little puppy dog tails and bones
I'm going to the Pet Hotel
It's not like a zoo
There are no prison guards
there's no cages too
Yes it's a Pet Hotel and I want to
Stay there with you
Do do, do do, do do- do-do
It's a Pet Hotel come on everyone
And kick your feet up in front of the fire
It's a Pet Hotel, anything you want is alright
In the pet Hotel
It's the Pet Hotel
Everywhere you go
In summer or snow
Yes Pet Hotel, you can forget about your cares
You can leave your worries at the door
Or under the stairs
Pet Hotel there's no door mat
To wipe your paws
Pet Hotel come on in Cat
You can sharpen your claws
And treat all your sores
De-tick your fur or cough up your balls
Pet Hotel I'm not trying to infer
It's mine when it's obviously yours
