I saw the legs of a super model in Dimmer dump
And the rump of a sacred cow
And the hide of a Buffalo
And the lights are getting dimmer
The load cannot wait
For we are all dumping
Down the road to Heaven's gate
I saw Naomi Campbell and Ricki Lake
I Saw Donald Trump in Dimmer Dump
His hair was grey and his goose was got
I saw the Loch Ness monster with her lump
All of it thrown out in Dimmer Dump
I wonder who turned out the lights
On Marylyn Monroe, who threw the javelin
On Achilles last throw, who was the weakest link
Who one day just had to go
Oh you can see them now in the Viking Thump
It's a hammer blow in Dimmer Dump
Don't hold on to your purse strings too tight
You never know when money may give up the fight
You don't know about plastic, metal or glass
Well we all eventually get recycled at the ass
And it's been a lot of hot air, it's inflated egos flat
It's the wind knocked out your sails
When you're wearing your favourite hat
And they'll throw you in leg first because that's the economic curse
And nothing really matters if your pump don't pump
You'll end up in tatters down at Dimmer Dump
