Who is that monkey sat there?

 Who is that monkey sat there?

What does he want?

Who is he with?

Why is he scratching his bum

Does he have some kind of itch?

No, Monkey, no!

No, I won't give you an inch

You'd take a mile

I can see it in your cheeky smile

And I know you would switch

Your allegiances in the end

Deceitful little monkey

I don't trust you at all

Monkey not a monk

 I'm a monkey not a monk

I've got a pocket full of junk

I wanna put it in your trunk

Make you smell like a skunk

I am hunky not a hunk

I am chunky not a chunk

I am tonky not a tonk

I'm a monkey not a monk

I'm in a one horse town

I don't wanna let myself down

I'm in a one horse town

Don't wanna let myself down

Oh so won't you let me in?

Don't wanna live without sin

I'm a sinner not a saint

I'm painter who has to paint

I'm gonna cater for you Cate

I'll see you later don't be late

I am funky not a funk

I'm a donkey not a donk

I'm wonky not a wonk

I'm a monkey not a monk