There's a thief in my bed what am I going to do
He's been sleeping with my wife
Like the animals at the zoo
He's as hungry as a lion
As sly as a snake
And he's lying in my bed
I think he's on the make
I wish he would make it
Because he never tidies up
And I am forever finding things missing
Like my coffe cup
I think he stole my credit cards
They were on the bedside table
And he's been using them to buy things
For himself whenever he's able
