New year's wind
Well it could the Brussel sprout
That I've been eating
Or it could be broccoli
Or something like that
But there's a new year's wind
Blowing strong
I took a hoover for a hover
and vacuumed up the vacuum
But there was nought to suck
I thought with luck
I'll have cleaned this space room
By Tuesday's moon
Of course there is no room in space
There is no space in room
If you thought a force was there
Of course
It's what made the big bang boom.
Advert for gardening:
Man considering how to cut his wife's hedge cautiously saying:
Well we could do it like that, but you know I don't want to do it like that if your mother won't like it
Screen cuts to sign: Stop Hedging your bets
Gardener comes on:
Just cuts hedges
