Poetry

Monday 31 January 2022

Wise words

 Known for other such classics as:

the abominable Mr Toad

Love and Peace in a Jet Wash

Singleton in Miami or Shepton Mallet by the Sea

Firing squad apology

Ship shape and fancy free

If God was a Golden retriever

What does that make me?

Peace in a match box

Reverend on his knee

Will you be my Church he says

And will you marry me?


My luck ran out on 5th street I was cornered in a brawl

The dogs were down and dirty

And I don't mean Interpol

The fireflies so empty

Like flickering

Street lamps

And all about this Harvard Bridge

Rang the sirens of curfew


Push me back in Tinsel town

And wage war on my despair

The colours ramp up the rainbow

Rabies shadows far below

I wish for cutting cloth

And early winds in socks

But surely all I got

Was your gentle elbow

Friday 28 January 2022

The golden moon

 Vanity and predjudice

And greed and corruption

That seems to be all there is

Dogs in the moonlight

Tokens

Burning bright

Money down the silver highway

And the moon is paved with gold

As Musk and Trump

And Amazon foretold

Unfold in the mockery of decorum

In the disguises of the state

In the power play of forever bargaining until late

In the poker game of chances

The lottery of love and hate

But who rolled the dice

Except the devil on the ice

Who melts and awaits

His fate


For the moon is golden

There is money on the moon

Oh it is a dead rock

But we'll be up there pretty soon

Oh the moon is old hat

Now give me mars

It is grid locked on Earth 

With all these driverless cars

Now Mars is silver,

is it mysterious or bloody?

Dripping with the blood

Of millions

Who have died for its cozening


Yeah though we went there

Though we go there still

In dreams of the knife blade

And the assassin's skill

It is cutting the war stance

It is the power of will

The great red eye in the sky

But who will pay the bill?

How many lives will die

BeFore the consciousness bill

Gets enacted into law

And then no more will war

Horns blow shrill

Saturday 22 January 2022

Generations

 generations

Genius

Of life are its generations

Who reinvent the past

For the present generation

By denegrating it

And so we all think we are new

And nothing is derivative

But all is

The solid clue

And lie

Of glue

That sticks to the foot

As it gets its certificates

Friday 21 January 2022

timeless

 Do you remember the tropicarium?

No nor do I!

Except that tarantula they put on my hand

Oh what jerks they were

But

I am a nice guy

I never complain

If a venomous beast is put in close range of a child

To give them a thrill

Well

In life it is either kill

Or be killed

No I don't remember the tropicana

Perhaps the coach journey there

When all the kids

were singing

found a peanut

to the tune of "In the quarter master's store"

That's what I rememer

and the round kerbs of the new 

School building where we could play

The extent of it

Its potential seemed vast

It's just who's gonna listen to this bullshit

blast

I remember my grand dad who I never met

Who said according to my dad

Who was also known to invent

That he didn't write because there were better

writers out there

God I even bore myself with this claptrap

Horse shit

Bring on the dancing Russian bears

I mean why can't they tell you when you are a kid

That when you're 40 you

Will write down this kind of shit

As if it were the best time of your life

Well it probably was

You were a child with absolutely no rules or responsibilities

Except there is the lie

You had them, even if not by law

They were forced down your throat by your parent

Who tried to instil

The moral virtues in you

until the drink became a problem and a player

What does Gareth think?

That's what I'd like to know

I really miss him

He probably doesn't miss me tho


England is trying to kill me (slight rant)

 England is trying to kill me

The fat of the land

is blubbering over my face

I am suffocating in its richness

Like a toffee sauce

That makes me sick and fat

I am bloating like a balloon

After suckling its teet

All this kindness is killing me

It is not kindness it is wealth

It is the social welfare system that provides

There is money and benefits

for the underclass

As long as I stay in the underclass or serving

The rich I am well off

Well I am a skivvy

a servant

I am tricked into thinking I am independent and 'better off'

But really I am a servant of the upper classes

As are all who work in care or health

Relative to rent or food

It is enough to survive

And to get fat

Watching BBC TV

Which is the drug of the nation

As is TV

Telling us we are all in it together

We will bring down the Tories 

Who the working classes elected in the first place

Because they know there place

They say

Keep us in our place but give us more money

Reinforce the boundaries and the

Lines between rich and poor and we will love the class system

Because all we really want

Is structure

England you are killing me!

Tuesday 18 January 2022

Famous last words

Of course the famous last words

Of the one who loved you

The one who you loved beyond anyone

Father, why have you forsaken me

As he hung on the cruxfix

Strung up there like a scarecrow

Even the crows didn't dare

But eventually Mary came

They lifted him down

Laid him in a cave

And rolled the round rock across

His grave

Calling heavy as a rock is he

He who will never be free

Imprisoned king

But here's the thing

Their famous last words

As he walked again

It's just nobody tells you

That can happen

They all say he can't or

You'll never walk again

Just watching the crows

Watching the crows


 He was knocked off in the Senate

With all his rivals next to him

He was brought low by the mob

The last thing he said before they found

He was dead

Was

I wish I could've finished the job

Famous last words

Of the bold and the true

But who knew then

They'd come back to bite them through


She was wrestling with a swordfish

In the bowels of the ocean

She had sharks surrounding her

In quite a commotion

She'd opened a can of worms

When she admitted she was a dolphin

She said well you don't see that everyday do you?


Tie up your sewerside

And Jesus never tried

Oh of course he thought

Of drinking the cyanide

Or taking the hemlock

But he had a block

He was the Godfather

Of little Tim Cock

Who looked up to him

Like he was Papa doc

Especially hanging there on the cross



When something isn't right it's wrong

 Oh you were eating so very very well

And all the times were fleeting

Down the wishing well

But you kept eating, yes you kept on tweeting

Yes you kept on meeting very well


If something isn't right

Then that must mean it's wrong

So I'll leave this very night

And take off with my song


Like a bird into flight

Who now must travel for so long

But oh when we were loving

We loved so very long

But when something gets broken

You don't live with a token

Yes when something isn't right

Then it's wrong

Monday 17 January 2022

Long shadows

 Long shadows

Long shadows

That fall across the field

When the blazing sun bows down to kneel

On the brow of the hill

Where Abraham brought Isaac

A son he would've killed

Long shadows, long shadows

But we have only begun


The slaughter house squealed

The dogs lost their bark

The trees they all peeled

As the day turned to dark

Long shadows

They fell from the sky

Like a lark

Long shadows

Long shadows

Cast by Noah's Ark


The Sea flood rises

And the oceans they broil

The sailors are drowned

Despite their hard toil

No mountains surrounded

No trees hanging low

But long shadows

Long shadows

Where did they go?


Just then the shadow

Of a wandering dove

Came dropping its parcel

Of heavenly love

An olive branch was offered

and Noah gripped it tight

Like long shadows

Long shadows that turn into night


Oh they sailed their ship on

Down through the strait

And the seas they receeded

And they arrived at the gate

A new Eden was breeded

And it was not too late

For long shadows,

Long shadows they marked out no fate


Only the will

To be rid of the past

To turn over new leaves

To smell the fresh grass

Of hillside as green and 

as lush it could last

While long shadows

Long shadows

The sun no longer cast

Sunday 16 January 2022

March on

 Oh they are going, walking down the road

Finding the friends

We have lost

But still we've knowed

Onward they march to

The tune of beating drum

Hark hear the Angels sing

Ere the mourners come


On down the road

They forever march

Into the hands of war

Which hold them in grasp

Twist them and pull them

Into monsterous form

Hark hear the Angels sing

Ere the gathering storm


Further they go from us

All loss, but who's to know

The charts upon the ocean

Where our ships are tossed

Keep up your heart's courage

Through night until the dawn

Hark hear the angels sing

The hour our hope is born

Turkey

 They help us in the calling

Of a Colombus flower

The dirt off the shoe

Of a kangaroo

And the bell rings in the old 

Church tower

Each of these are mercies see 

When it comes to addressing the bones

The dead rise up in the swamp

In the swamp

And there they try to atone


For to kill the thing you love is worse

A worse sin

Than Heaven above knows

To tap the shoulder of the devil of love

To confuse him with being alone

To change your clothes in a waterfall

To fly and see the whole of the rainbow

Only complete when you've left the earth

A thousand feet below


Is this what the angels see papa?

When they look down from their clouds

Do they see rainbows and rings of colours?

Do they have rain in their eyes?

Does it rain where they are?

Is the mist of the stars

Too much too much to know


Is it a bird or a country, Turkey

Is Van Diemen's land a constellation of stars

Look let me show you how to sit on the bed

How to Span it with an arched back

How to raise your spine and look at the stars

Wheel above

As the bed turns like a carousel

And eternity spins high above us

Let us look at the crown of stars

Look are they another country?


Let us look at the man in the attic

Who was just looking for birds

As a buzzard swoops down onto the carcass

You say look it was a turkey not a country

In the end

But how can you tell in this land

Of cow pats

And early rats 

Who hunt near dawn

How can you tell who is telling the truth?


And why did you speak to the stranger like that?

My mother says to me

Because he was hiding in the attic

Because he likes to hide in the reeds

And he stalks birds and creeps up on them

And captures their souls secretly in his photographs

When they don't know it

He steals their beauty, that was only meant for nature 

And the morning to see

And it is only the vague dread they feel

Of being watched, by these silent men

Who wait like snakes in the grass


He wore a hat that was too small for his head

Like a cap on a battery

A bald battery with a broad jaw

Like Buffalo Bill

She said

And I told him that

And next time I looked he had fled

Or else there were vague shufflings

But I could not see him

Hidden in the reeds

Of the attic

A secret


And so I went out into the wide world

To look for him,

Like my mother and father once said

Look for yourself

Find yourself

But I kept needing the toilet

And so I ran back up to the attic

Where my secret fears were kept

In the house of tears

And I met the man who was running there

Too

He said I was born to sit for hours on the toilet

Waiting, I bring a book

So you go first

And then I tried the different wooden doors like beach huts

But some were occupied

Until one was vacant

But a lady came there first

So I gave it to her

And nothing was free 

then

Except the country and the turkey

Wanted dead or alive

 About the birds

The hollow man

Holds open his hand

And the sand falls


Ah where have I been in the blood filled night

Feasting on, drinking on blood

Organic in a panic

A feeding frenzy

This bottled cure

This open door

Called life

Slitting the gullet

Of the quivering mullet

Who freely swims

Free form

Catching waves and spears heads of the braves

In my teeth

And teaching the tides

Too brief

About time, and time's reef

Where corals and shoals

of Elephantine fish

Wade and wander

Like Hercules after

His epic battle

In the deeps

And sure though I would hunger for a rooted rubber

To erase the mistakes

But all is nothing

Bar the Aspen shake

And I awake from a dream


Where have I been

I woke up, I was dead

I climbed out of my grave

Why is everyone looking at me

Like that?


I reached up from the moist grave

The cold grave

I believe in the Spring

That all grows green


I believe the song birds sing

And tired arms swing

Eyes that were closed will open

And the egg that was whole

Will soon be broken


Where have I been?

Underground

My flesh is hanging from my bones

This thing called life still

Clings to me

Is not contained in the body

Though the body needs its feed

The spirit cries out and bleeds

If blood is life

I have lost mine

Yet still I live

Or hunger to live

Am I dead

Or is in wanting to live

The desire to be alive

Life

In that case even the dead can live

If they want it hard enough


Am I wanted dead or alive

Oh to be wanted

By a thing

A beast

A stranger

A hunter

Or a prey 

Who wants to be hunted

It is the wanting that matters

love bird

 When the death of desire reaches up

Like fingers of a twisted tree

And love fled like a bird from my hand

I let it go

I let it go

But did not let love grow

Thursday 13 January 2022

Lying on my sofa

 Lying on my sofa

Like I want it all

Like I want it all to come to me

Lying on my sofa

Just napping, napping,

Napping to eternity

Lyng on my sofa, lying on my sofa

Like I want it all

Just lying on my sofa

Just being a loafa

It's so funny


Lying on my sofa

I'm so happy

in a nappy

Lying on the sofa

I'm happy without

a nappy

I'm lying on the sofa now


Stretching my feet out

Stretching my feet out

Oh I'm lying on the sofa like some kind of Goffer

Lying on the sofa now

What do you go for, Christopher?

What do you go for now?

I go for lying, napping like a lion

Lying on the sofa now


Come on palm trees sway

Come on ocean spray

Come show me coconuts

All dropping on the butts

Come on palm trees sway, 

Come on feel the ocean spray

Oh come on coconuts

Dropping on those big brown butts

I said sofa, sofa

Sofa so good

Lying on my sofa,

Just being a loafa

Lying on my sofa good


You can come and join me

Come and join me in the neighbourhood

If you're around about this town

You can come in from out the hood

Lying on my sofa

Come and sit down upon my knee

And we'll enjoy being goffers

All through eternity


Wednesday 12 January 2022

Dogs alive

These are the dogs of war

Little Chihuahuas, with their spirits so Ya Ya


Careering headlong into the fray

And other Jack Russells that go for your ankles


And can bring a lion to bay

German schnauzers with sausage dog trousers


Short in the leg, but not in the tooth

And husky sheep dogs who cough near to dusk

And end up lying down on white truth

 These are the dogs of war

You say

Let them loose

Let them run away

They were born to have fun

Wild dogs on the run

Oh let them loose, let them loose 


Cocker spaniel beagles





Whose ears point up

When they hear their queen shuffling

In her slippers and cup

Of cocoa ready

For a lie on the rug

Or a cool collection of the latest little pups

 

And dogs die in hot cars

Don't you know

And a dog is for life not for Christmas


And stray dogs fall foul of criminals

On the prowl

So, keep them home and wrapped up

 

German shepherds make police dogs


They can sniff a drug deal out

From five thousand yards

At airports, they are trained as land sweepers


And ready with spider senses to follow up hard

 

Labrador and Golden retrievers

Make such wonderful believers


They can make a blind man see, if you follow after me

They say I'll guide you home to your happy family

 

But there are those who will turn up their noses



Like Dalmatians with coach dog special poses

Who think themselves better than the queen of red letter

And whose furry pelts Cruella tried to get her

 

But best of all are the Socrates, who think with a tilt of their heads




They remember the names of the toys you have said

And can go and collect them for you faster than

Postman Fred

 

These are the philosopher kings of dogs

They soar intellectually above the others like Gods

While your average might know only two words

These Descartes and Aristotles are on ten at least

So never sit down to a game of chess with one

Unless you're half-witted or you'll lose your crown

And Dogs will rule humans in a world upside down

Where black is white, and a dog can frown


the ice age hit when I was on a zoom call -Mammoth Quest

 It wasn't the last

Or Alice through the looking Glass

But I was on an ordinary zoom call

A video conference with a Mammoth

He was giant it was 


The voyage of Champs

The neanderthals drank 

the poisoned champagne

Scientists say

Maybe Cro Magnon man poisoned

Neanderthal man's well


The voyage of champions

Ah the Elysian fields

Where we ride forever on our magnetic steeds

Steel steeds with iron

Hooves

The horse shoes turned up


The caveman applied sunscreen

To their faces

It was a bit like the

Glencoe massacre

Of course it was a Mammoth quest

Tuesday 11 January 2022

The sword of Damocles

 It was the last sword of the very last day

The last hair had fallen away

And Damocles knew

This was his last hour

 


On the razors edge he saw his life

Shorn

Cut both ways

Like creation had sworn

But there was more to swear about


Back in those days

 

The dogs were barking at a hollow moon

And he tried to cut a slice of it too soon

And the silver fell away from the gold

The hen wouldn't lay

And the butcher was lean

He had already sold all that he'd seen

To the candle stick maker

Who was getting on my wick

I said why are you burning it at

Both ends

Can't you see that you don't have no friends

In the about turn of your ways


Poet Laundrette

 Bring in your dirty poems

We wash them all here

Clean dry your poetry law suits

That are crimes against literature

Rinse off your underwear

And iron your socks

Each have a poem in them

Don't look so shocked

What! You never knew a poem could hide in your pants?

At the bottom of your pockets

Down in the Hugh Grants?

Steam press the creases

That's where poems love to hide

Each crease is a line

Ready to ride

But you've got to be quick or else they'll escape

They'll slip out through the stitches and run down

The drain

You'll have  to use the best in Poetry washing powder

Poetry non bio you better beware tho

There is an enzyme that will wash them all out

The stains of the day -Poemase or Versal

That leaves stories in shirts so bright that they shout

Cleans out the rhymes

Leaves only the prose

all tied up in time

Clean as your nose

Let me tone down the colours for you

Let's not make them all grey

Poetry is an art form but 

It doesn't pay

That's why I'm the poet laundrette

Ready with a story and a cigarette

Just never did wash

The garments of the Poet Laureat

Sunday 9 January 2022

Train to nowhere

 Oh this is the train to nowhere

Going nowhere fast

One place we are reaching

Is back into the past

This is the train to nowhere going on so slow

The signal black out

Like in the blitz means there’s nowhere to go

The train manager told the story

The news it wasn’t good

We were on a hiding to nothing

Riding with red riding hood

Missing out the points oh

We had to slow way down

Point to point the brakes applied

But they’re all singing now

We’re on the train to nowhere

Between town and town

The rails are moving faster than we are

The fields are over taking us with a frown

 

The white waters gleams in the blue sky

The thistles and pines they sigh

The crows in a pair sit laughing

In their trees

For even they can fly faster than we

 

Even the bees who are hibernating drowsily

Buzzing so high

But their buzzes are more than matching

Ours cos tis reason this train won’t fly

We’re on the train to nowhere

It’s going nowhere fast

I think that my future’s frozen

But now I’m catching up on my past

 


Saturday 8 January 2022

Love on the blink

 The doors they are all closing and

The summer is a wink

The winter is a looter

Of the corridors of pink

I think like a computer

That is always on the blink

But I love you in my zeros and 

In my current buns

I love you in electrodes

And cathodes on the brink

Of broadcasting television shows

And celebrities who wink

I love you like the night waves

That come at the midnight hour

I love you now and always

Love has no diminishing power

Fashion talks

To the one in the middle

 the Fashionista


She was so blonde

With her face of alabaster

She was blue and dark at once

Well blue goes with everything

You nonce

It goes with jet black

And cream


It goes like a riverboat dream

 

She was all about the women in

Between the noughties

And the blue sky


And she read about the Beatles

The History of Shell

She sucked the oil slick up, slick


She was sick as well

Can you believe her

What a statement

Modern fashionista

Modern fascist fashion


With the moustache as well

And Nationalism on the playing cards

Hitler, Mussolini

Dictator top Trumps


Trumped by Trump

And the gene pool is too small

On this crabby island

It is too tight and cruel

And we burn witches too


Who do? You do?

You do, voodoo!

No, you do!

You remind me of the girl


I once knew next door

Down the road

Who was blonde-haired and blue-eyed

And fair


And next door to her was a pig tailed ginger mop 

Whose green eyes glowed


Like emeralds against her pale skin

But the fashionista hasn't seen her

Hasn't seen the Irish Vista

Hasn't witnessed Scottish skulk


And Hulk and Sulk over shipwrecked bulks

Of fashion and blue Whales


Washed up on green seaweed shores

No sadly the fashionista never saw

 

She moved to Brighton and became a mermaid


But when the fishermen saw her, they caught her

And chopped off her tail


And so now she swims with a wooden tail

Which is very difficult because wood floats

But instead of synchronised swimming routines

She began to sell Brighton rock and she left


Her wishes in them

Little messages

“Please help me I'm in Brighton”

“Not all that glistens is gold”

And

“A mermaid's life is never free

For you're caught between a Rock

And the Deep Blue Sea”

 


Friday 7 January 2022

Head back up

 With your sweet words

You were picking bones

In the graveyard of second chances

And I was hearing tones

Of all your rain dances

Believe me when I say

I believed in you

When the skies opened

And we were both soaked through



While I've been eating swords

You've been speaking sweet words

So why does this bitter taste

Ring true?



Should I have cocked my gun

When I saw you charging

Felled the wild beast of your intentions?

Should I have damped the powder

Of the store of your explosions

Before the whole silo blew?

While I've been eating swords

You've been speaking sweet words

I just find them both so difficult

To chew



No I don't need your company

Though I wish for a bumper crop

In the whistle down provisions

That you chose to stop

No I don't hear the thumping

Of the lucky rabbit's foot

I guess in the end the horse shoe

was facing up




While I've been eating swords

You've been speaking sweet words

But in the end when we reach the bottom

The only thing to do is head back to the top