You know a nurse's advice can ruin a life
They can tell you just how to behave
How to live and how to die
Like the livid blue sky
And in the end they'll lay you in your grave
They will tell you to wear shoes then say
Shuck them off
They will tell you sleep on a hard floor
Next they tell you soft
They will say get into a routine
And next why not shake it up?
Yes a nurse's advice, is like walking on ice
Don't do it unless you're a duck
Well I tried to go to the zoo the other day
Just to see the penguins play play play
But she told me put on sun screen
Or you'll burn your nose
Next minute she was telling me to take
Off all me clothes
Well to nurse's advice you must listen twice
Read between the lines of what they say
For if you want a good life
Then take my advice, when you see a nurse coming
Run the other way!
