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Wednesday 12 January 2022

the ice age hit when I was on a zoom call -Mammoth Quest

 It wasn't the last

Or Alice through the looking Glass

But I was on an ordinary zoom call

A video conference with a Mammoth

He was giant it was 


The voyage of Champs

The neanderthals drank 

the poisoned champagne

Scientists say

Maybe Cro Magnon man poisoned

Neanderthal man's well


The voyage of champions

Ah the Elysian fields

Where we ride forever on our magnetic steeds

Steel steeds with iron

Hooves

The horse shoes turned up


The caveman applied sunscreen

To their faces

It was a bit like the

Glencoe massacre

Of course it was a Mammoth quest