Caveman cometh

 Some people call me the caveman

Because they don't understand

I like to eat my mash potatoes and meat

But I do behave and when life is on a lathe I am

The one who can shave a dollar off the street

So don't roar in your hunger

Oh you saber toothed tiger

I feel nothing any longer

From the day I grew incisors

And my molars crushed my vegetable matter

In my teeth

So I'll be singing all day long to you

You know that I belong to you

I'm your songbird

Singing sweetly tweet tweet tweet

the ice age hit when I was on a zoom call -Mammoth Quest

 It wasn't the last

Or Alice through the looking Glass

But I was on an ordinary zoom call

A video conference with a Mammoth

He was giant it was 

The voyage of Champs

The neanderthals drank 

the poisoned champagne

Scientists say

Maybe Cro Magnon man poisoned

Neanderthal man's well

The voyage of champions

Ah the Elysian fields

Where we ride forever on our magnetic steeds

Steel steeds with iron

Hooves

The horse shoes turned up

The caveman applied sunscreen

To their faces

It was a bit like the

Glencoe massacre

Of course it was a Mammoth quest