I went for a walk in the park
On a Sunday morning
On the way back a pigeon flew into a car
It was flapping around on the road
So I picked it up
And lay it next to the hedge on some straw
In its death throes
It opened its mouth
and contorted and looked at the sky
Back home I talked about Harry Potter with a Japanese student
Then a different student was drunk so I cancelled the lesson
I went to church in Shepton Mallet
Talked with Sami a Japanese lady
About the congregation and the drummer
Who had a learning disability
Then a Pigeon flew into the Church in the middle
Of a sermon about storms on the sea of Galleli
And how Jesus calmed the storm
And was a sleep while all the fishermen panicked
And he said quiet
The Vicar pronounced the word loudly as
The pigeon flapped in the rafters
Then came to a stop in the children's cresh
I moved over to catch it and set it free
But it flew up again
The Vicar said
and Jesus said the mind boggles
I felt embarassed at the distraction I had exacerbated
By my attempt at capture
And left the church
I drove to Great Breech wood
In order to find the Sedgmoor volunteers
But was late and couldn't find them
After two hours of wandering
I sat down on New Hill and ate some lunch
I saw an Asian Wasp
Or a murder hornet
Got caught up in some gorse and brambles
Then walked back to the car.
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