He was the king of shit
He was king midas of the golden toilet
Did his shit smell better than everyone else's?
Of course, for it was made of gold
Pure 24 carat golden nuggets came out of his rectum
sometimes they cracked the toilet basin
But mostly he was able to fish them out and hoard them
This King Midas of the commode
Nothing he touched turned to Gold in his life
He bearly even had green fingers
But when it came to the toilet or WC, without strife
He was on to a winner
Sometimes they would come out like gold bricks
Then he could begin to build his palace
Not much need for the shitty end of the stick
He was already down the rabbit hole like Alice
Oh of course it was sometimes painful
And to be constipated with gold is a bind
But if you can drink tea, piss gold dust in your wee
Then the long wait is really worth the find
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