Now I'd like to say that you were cool
Like cucumber
But more a tool
With an itch to get her number
Don't be a snitch
It's way past slumber
This party's over
Like an over boiled egg
It's turned hard
And I'm going to bed
I must be up at the crack of dawn
Oh that's a funny one
A Brazilian, like a pussy that's shorn
Well sheep shaggers aside
You really took me for a ride
I spent far more
Than my beer budget can abide
And now I've installed your bloody fridge
Some bastard from America
Is gonna use it for his bridge
Damn it I'm drunk and that doesn't rhyme
But anyway
Life's like that
I fucks it up time, after time
And if you haven't a penny
A hapenny will do
And if you haven't
A hapenny, then boy
You are screwed
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