New Life

 I went to the supermarket Today

And they said that`ll be seven thirty one,

How do you you wish to pay

Well card has five pound minimum

You want a bag

No I want a life

Oh they`re on two for one offer

Very good said I,

I'll take two, 

One for me and one for my wife

I know she'd like a new life

So there we were I'd purchased my new life

With my Potatoes and yoghurt

And I could n't wait to get it home

and try it out

Back at home

I opened my new life

But it wasn`t all it said it would be

It wasn`t always shiny