The babies marched
four by four out of the door
The smell of cider was on them
But that was not what was so meanacing about them
They were a baby army for goodness sake
Who has ever heard of that?
Nobody will believe me
Never since the Dawn of time have babies managed to organize themselves
or keep to some kind of formation
Then I remembered duke google
All the babies were wearing
google watches with google ear pieces
Some even wore google glasses
Setting my receiver to the
google frequency
and switching to google translate -baby talk
I listened in
Shepton Mallet is dust
All this will be yours
Go forth sons and daughters of Showerings
This is your world now
Take back the Eden that God gave us
Buildings may crumble
Industries collapse but Showerings
Will live on
Next there was some kind of philosophical
dialectic on the the teleology of things
"God put a cider tree into the garden of Eden
And he said to Eve pick it and know the Truth
And Eve did and she made the first cider
For Adam to taste
Adam thought it was good
And so he set up a cider factory
Showerings is built on that original site"
As I listened I thought, how interesting
I didn't know that
And then I shook my head and told myself
Look they are starting to convince me too,
I better turn this baby talk translator off
As soon as I did the noises were just gaga, goo goo etc
And I could relax
But to think these babies were just being brain washed by the Babycham Bambi
And Showerings for their own evil ends made me angry
Google had colluded as well allowing them to use their baby talk app
Duke Google was an investor in the company
And he stood to win a lot of land in England if
The baby army succeeded
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