Who turned the taps off at Niagra?
I was planning to have my bath
You know it's run out steam
And now its just a trickle of a stream
The bloke who did it must be having a laugh
Who stopped Victoria's Fall
Well the smoke that thunders
Is never such a wonder
When there's no bloody water on the wall
Well what has happened to my Angel?
She fell from heaven they say
Well by the look of things she's going to stay that way
What has happened to my Angel?
Did she decide the Earth was junk?
Well she's packed up her trunk
She said this hellholes drunk
All the water I had left and now I'm sunk
Oh what has happened to my Angel?
Now what happened to Iguaza?
And her 200 water babies?
She was mother nature
Now she's drier than mid Australia
Where will her babies get their nurture?
Who stanched the flow of Iguaza
Was it the fat Anaconda?
Who lay on his belly
When his body went to jelly
Like a conga eel on his back
Well what's happened to all her water babies?
Where did they all go
Two hundred and fifty three cataracts
Now that's a nifty little free fact
But don't act like you didn't already know
Who turned off the water to the world, hey?
Now we're as dry as a desert land's dead pool, hey
And if I catch up to the guy who is playing this joke
Well you better believe you'll see some thundering smoke
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