Thomas a' Beckett and Samuel

This is what it takes

She said she’s moving to Somerset

To get access to him

You can’t see nothing up the steps

Only when he is grabbing his collar

And he leapt up on the table on a Wednesday

And we’re going to be like sardines tonight

What can it take

This pop culture of

You’s and me’s

The dirt in the sugar

The coal in the snow

All these youngsters

I am almost them

Only missing a fragment

Called love or freedom

From fear

One wedding is at 3pm

Because they want Brexit after the wedding

They want what?

That’s gonna cost a lot extra

And an awful lot of stress

I really wonder why they are bothering

What- to get married?

Can I try some carrot cake

Yeah why not

Well she’s diabetic isn’t she

Well its for the baby

They can’t get a kebab because

Tom is funny about what he eats

Well if he’s funny about what he eats

Then they should just…

I mean I didn’t bother

Busta’s eaten a whole bar of soap

They used to be here

You were right

They used to bring a whole box of tropical boxes

Where they used to have twelve ash trays now they only have three

And you know it brings me down

They dogs in the parlour

The beast in the garden

But they don’t come in because the green fairy is there

Always licking them before they get to close

That is one god-damn demon kick ass fairy

Sure is

Greatest in the land

And I heard this boy say to me you’ve got

A bit of bird shit on your car

And I said to Sam

Is that right

I’ve got your car

She said no

She said I wanted to say hello to him

She called him

And she thought Jack would come running up to her

But she said how long has it been since the fit

And they said a couple of months

And then he weed last night

He peed last night

And he was looking funny and then started going backwards

And he went straight into the door

And started going backwards

And last night he was really sickly

And I tried taking him downstairs

And he was looking at me like that ain’t right

I don’t know what you are trying to do to me

And he shot back upstairs

and then went out again

I mean normally he isn’t like that

Well I came down – that was last night?

For a fag and I would have said there was something not right about him