Lying on my sofa

 Lying on my sofa

Like I want it all

Like I want it all to come to me

Lying on my sofa

Just napping, napping,

Napping to eternity

Lyng on my sofa, lying on my sofa

Like I want it all

Just lying on my sofa

Just being a loafa

It's so funny

Lying on my sofa

I'm so happy

in a nappy

Lying on the sofa

I'm happy without

a nappy

I'm lying on the sofa now

Stretching my feet out

Stretching my feet out

Oh I'm lying on the sofa like some kind of Goffer

Lying on the sofa now

What do you go for, Christopher?

What do you go for now?

I go for lying, napping like a lion

Lying on the sofa now

Come on palm trees sway

Come on ocean spray

Come show me coconuts

All dropping on the butts

Come on palm trees sway, 

Come on feel the ocean spray

Oh come on coconuts

Dropping on those big brown butts

I said sofa, sofa

Sofa so good

Lying on my sofa,

Just being a loafa

Lying on my sofa good

You can come and join me

Come and join me in the neighbourhood

If you're around about this town

You can come in from out the hood

Lying on my sofa

Come and sit down upon my knee

And we'll enjoy being goffers

All through eternity