You can call me

You can call me a slob
Oh you can call me a knob
You can call me
Till you're tickled pink
You can call me a job
You can call me a hob
Just don't call me
Someone who didn't think

Oh you can call me a cab
You can call me a rab
You call me a horse who drinks
But if you call me a jab
Well if you call me a scab
I will punch you in a blink

You can call me a hole
You can call me a mole
You can call me everything
but the kitchen sink
Well if I have a soul
You better know an'll
So now you can call me the
Missing link