Poetry

Thursday, 21 September 2023

Li-fi

 In life

Do not spend too long on the ordination of spiders

For they have their own legs

And they will carry them

Try not to be fooled by earwigs

For they may get in your ear and whisper many things


Memory is a wonderful thing when founded on common sense

Otherwise try to forget it


The meaning of moths can only be had in daylight

At night they can really elude you


Do not talk too fast nor too slow

For doing either will upset google translate


The best remedy for a cold is not to catch it in the first place


Kings and Queens may come and go, but the monarchy is forever!

Until it's not.


Gargling can increase your life chances by 50% if stuck under water.


Too many cooks spoil the broth, but only if you don't chop them up enough first.


The large stone platform in the world is positioned about Milton Keynes

The thing is nobody gets a chance to look up, and no one wants to look down,

They just keep on going around and around.

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