My tax bill came in I said
Wow how come?
The drum on the beat continued to hum
I put down the letter and
Twiddled my thumbs
Wow, I said wow
To the police I give a tenth of my vow
Jeeze Louise, I need to take a bow
For the Fire and rescue, I give a twelfth
Wow, I said wow
Adult social care almost as much as the police
Wow, Moses, Holy crocuses
If their parents never had them
We'd be sweet as roses
Burn that money somehow
Who are these cronies
In the local government?
Make a change!
Make a change!
Every plan fulfilled
has been painted on the pavement
Make a change right now
Most of it goes on fire and rescue
Drunk people with candles setting light their curtains
Two fifths goes on the local town council
Make a change right now!
Two thirds goes on Somerset County Council
Keep talking, keep talking!
If everything is pink then
We better start walking
Walking to Shepton Mallet now!
Better get in Shape!
Better stop your shirking
Keep working, keep working!
Everyone's a jerk
If you can't quit baulking
Keep talking now
With all this money
Why are the roads still unsafe?
They keep shirking, keep shirking
With all this money
Why don't they fuck themselves?
Keep working now
Work this way until you're in your grave
Keep digging, keep digging
Then some teenager comes along
And desecrates with foam of shave
Keep talking now
Who knows when
This song is gonna end?
Not me, not me
Let's end it here as it's all going wrong
Council taxes will always increase!
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