Poetry

Saturday, 11 February 2023

Conscience

 With your throw away silence 

and your give away looks

And your passive violence

Like the slow southern crooks


Give me the science

And condemn all my books

Tell me my conscience

Should be hung upon hooks


With the meat and the poultry

The carcass and the calf

Death comes to all in the end

At that we should not laugh



Oh Brother

 The graves are getting dug

Please put a penny in the old man's cup

If you haven't got a penny a ha'penny will do

If you haven't got a ha'penny

well God bless you


The cemetery flashed in the lightning storm

The bells rung out

Some were stirring

Who were not dead

Almost dead

For they'd been buried long enough

Buried alive that is


It wasn't hard to see, but they didn't

Have the checks nor the technology


To find out if he were really gone

So they sewed him up

He grappled he said

What an accident

Underground

The grave diggers did wrong

Oh brother, Oh brother

Where art though


Brothers in arms we are

All until they close the door

And shovel the soil

A top the grave

Then we we will spoil

Unless we be saved

But somebody has to do it

This job

Oh brother 


Once or twice they did it

Saved by the bell,

When the doctors got it wrong

And pronounced them dead

Then when they wake they're in hell

In a six foot down bed

But at least they could pull the chain

And let them know up on the living land

Because it must take some doing

To dig yourself out by hand


Once I dropped my mobile phone

Down into the grave

I didn't know that I'd done it

Until I got home

And then there was a silence on the waves

But you cannot exhume an old phone

And you shall not disturb the dead

Even if they answer from the other side

The call charges are extortionate to the Afterlife



Friday, 10 February 2023

The wedding guests arrived

 I was waiting for the wedding

We were getting married in the morning

And the wedding guests had a arrive

I was cooking in the dishes

And rearranging

The bread and fishes

And I passed a hoard of happy wives


They were washing knives and spoons

And blowing up balloons

And it seemed like they having

The time of their lives

And I was thinking much a upon them what I expected from them

And standing in an empty room



Red town

 Oh the skeleton traffic lights

Burn through the night

And I wish I could tell you I'm born

Born in a green town

And Die in a red

But I'm stuck on amber in my head


Oh the Bunsen burners

Light up the lab

Like the rigs in the cold North Sea

And I'm on a ship and I'm waving my flag

It is white for all souls to see


Don't make a mystery out of a fact

Don't turn the red light green

Before your history has been written in an act

Of pure white dishonesty's gleam


Shine out the fortesque, shine round the bend

Shine on your street lamp parade

For the bones of the dead street

Still hold sway on the ghost ship

As the Ocean cries hush to the waves


And the bin men come out

And they rattle about 

bottles go clinkety clink 

The indicators flash, in a cold hard dash

Like shire horses blinking at graves


I was born in a green town

Where the monkeys play

And the tin men follow their dreams

And the red light of day

Falls a lonely gloom on the streams

And I'm in a red dawn down at the bay




Tortoise who taught us a lesson

 once there was a very old tortoise

He was a very wise teacher and was 300 hundred years old

And then he forgot what he taught us

He began to think he was a turtle

and he wandered into the sea and drowned

That just shows you should practice what you preach

Lapse land

 lapse land where the reindeers go to forget

Buzz Aldrin's Wedding Poem - dedicated to Buzz

 I'm a moon monkey and not a Space Monk

And I'm gonna get married amongst all this space junk

There's no room to put anything

up on the moon

Yet it's full of these big holes

Where they grow space mushrooms


I want a honeymoon on the moon

I want to see you taste the honey

as it drips off the spoon


I can see stars in your eyes

And the sun through your dress

Reveals a new Earth rise


Can you paint me a picture from your room

After we've lived here a year

Tell me do you still have

Moon dust in your ears?


Don't you want to go for a moonwalk with me

We'll look into craters and eat space potatoes

And the lake of serenity will be our home

And the mountains of the moon

you can sweep up with a broom

And vacuum the moon dust in your hair


Speak sweet nothings to me on our Romantic walk

I think we are like the moon made of cheese and chalk


Birds are singing on the moon,

It's very quiet I can't hear their tune

There's not much atmosphere to speak of between us

But at least the lunar module will soon return us

Back down to earth

Where the air is clear

And I breath like a space monkey

With you my dear