The whale I am
The whale
in me
I swallowed a whale
I have a big mouth
So they told me down south
And I just wail free
Oh the wail in me
Just had to come out
Oh try to be a man
But there's a whale in me
I talk then I spout
A lot of nonsense
And I'm often blowing hot air
When I walk I tend to beat my own tail
And throw my arse in the air
And when I go down
Oh when I go down
I do so without any care
For the man that I am
Aint worth a damn
But for the whale in me
They told me I was Jonah
But I'm more Jonah lomu
They said I was unlucky
To be swallowed by a whale
But it was my lucky day
My sister Joan of Ark
Was sailing up with Noah
She said Whoa!
I said Hey!
Won't you give a man a hand
Out of a dark interior
Joan of Ark
She caused a spark
To burn a fire strong
Inside the belly of the whale
Which turned to jelly
Then got a smelly pong
And the whales tongue did burn
He spat me out
And Joan rescued me from the sea
I ended on an island
Full of all the brown boys and girls
Smiling and a laughing
Look at that man with a whale
In his belly
I looked and realized the whale was now inside of me
Whereas I'd been inside of it
And now every time I spit
I spout
I've got that feeling he wants out
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