I smell something fishy
Down at the sea shanty
But I can't put my finger on it
Is it the wishy washy, dishy sloshy
pantry?
Or is it the lack of a mast?
I think we're on dry land, Avast!
Put out me hearties
We'll sail passed Haskins
And up on over the ride
There's a strong wind at our tail
blowing filling our sails
Throw the jettison over the side
We need to lose weight
The hull she's a sinking
A listing over to one side
From when she hit a car at Tescos
Whooah there she blows!
A whale down the West Shepton rise
Flukes in the air at West Compton road
Fire me flares on the ridge
Harpoon the Right Whale turning left at the hospital
Let's moor up here for a smidge
They like their tonguing in Bowlish
They talk in tongues down in Darshill
In Longbridge many sailors are Polish
They swig rum from the bottle on Tipcote hill
Let's tack into the wind past the Viaduct
The Whale is towing us North
We've been sailors since before the empire sucked
The British sure had a good few ships put forth
And many a sailor came from the Mendips
Many from the coast of course
But they hew down the oak trees to build Galleons
And Spanish bulleons crossed the atlantic in force
Wooly jumpers from Shepton hit the high seas
And they were exported on fast clippers to India
Jumping woolies wished they were on board them
But they had to grow more wool on them first
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