A four pronged pick
Two Dutch hoes
And a billhook
Look what do you take me for?
A pillock?
A billhook
Two Dutch hoes, from Amsterdam?
No the garden variety
For digging me rows
And beddin' in I suppose
Oh wouldn't you like to know?!
Oh and some flower seeds
Got any Corncockle?
In me pocket yokel
How about Lady's bed straw
Top draw
White Campion
She's a Champion
And grows
four feet tall who knows?
Evening Primrose
Evening Sir
Oxeye Daisy
I'll have four, for me and Miss Mazy
Driving down to the Oxbow lake
To drown our sorrows
Self Heal?
They're only in tomorrow
And Corn Poppy
Hippity Hoppity
What a happy shopper
Alright how about a pair of telescopic loppers
Coming right up
From round the bend
Periscopic perambulation
Of a flexible friend
Draper edging shears
Oh yes give me a trim around the ears
And shovel square mouth T handle
Open wide sir, let me stick it in
Ah now that feels better
Your face is the ace of spades
Not fit for a king A Rib-eyed Stake
A T-bone?
No a sharpening stone
Round
Sound
As a pound
And a sharpening stone
Flat
As a pancake sir
Anything more after all that?
Just one thing my good man, and mind you're back chat
A lawn rake 21" Eagle
Eerie sir?
No, ordinary
Spread or Closed?
Spread? What do you take me for, some kind of crow?
Crow, a crow a cock-a-doodle doo!
Listen you cockerel fool, fooey to you
Well, I'll call you in the morning
Deliver to your hovel?
Sir, you are too rude, by the way add to that
a shovel
Oh and a wheelbarrow
20 ltr poly blue
Right first thing tomorrow
Is there anything else I can do?
No you've done quite enough
I think I need a tissue
To wipe off my sweaty brow
I do believe we're through
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