The Quality of Hair is not strained

 The quality of hair is not strained

It falleth equal to uth the leftith and to the rightth

It falleth equal on men and womenuth

It is not strained

In some it does grow frizzy, in others it rearrange

But is not strained

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away

For those baldy or lacking in the folical department

Should look no further than the Greys

The greys, the greys, the greys have it

Yes the greys

But the quality of hair is not strained

It falleth equal on left as on right

It cometh not for the dogs that bite

For the hair of the dog, is that which's not right

And if you miss your hair,

Then miss it only by a hair's breadth

For the quality of hair is not strained

It shall grow again my friends, my friends

It shall grow again, my friends!

Hair today and gone tomorrow

But on this day, on this day...Saint Hairy's Day

We shall know the truth of hair sorrow!