Poetry

Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Jokes upside down

 I worked at an undertakers once

It was a nice little Urn-er


A tree surgeon - a Tree who like to cut

off people's limbs


 I put the vet in the car, he was getting old

And I brought to the Cat's

The cat was very nice about it as I sat the vet

on the table and the cat patted his head

And stroking his ears

The vet seemed to like it and calmed down

And then the Cat administered the deadly serum

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