Can you disencumber your cucumber?
Or disentangle your runner beans?
Or extricate your carrots
from their unpleasant scene
Disencucumber me means
Just removing my cucumber from your vines
For I got it stuck there when I crossed some lines
Forgive me, I didn't realize I confused your bed with mine
At least we can say the grapes had a good crop
And we did enjoy the wine
I shouldn't think to tangle up
Again in your runner beans
But they do keep running on and on
If you know what I mean?
I should like to disembarrass myself
from your brussel sprouts
But they keep looking at me
And beyond that I have no doubt
I could never leave the allotment
That lies down next to thine
But I'll probably
Be put right myself
Because I seemed to have crossed the line
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