Well I hit rock bottom
With a rock cake
They said I was forgotten
But I've been on the bake
It's not that it's Stollen, or sponge or date
Oh just want to have my cake and eat it
It's a shame that a man these days can't decide
Whether to be a woman and have to wear a disguise
It's not the way I cut the mustard or bake my bread
Oh I just want to have my cake and eat it
Yes you've been giving me these excuses
About the size of your cake tin, and how it was faked in
and how I have to use it
But I just like the cream and jam, Pam
Oh I just want to have my cake and eat it
I've seen madams make cakes in the confectory
They all look so tempting, but it's like I'm stuck inside a rectory
And even the Vicar likes his cake with tea, like me
Oh but I just want to have my cake and eat it
What has happened to the world ma
It all seems so absurd ma
If I were Marie-antoinette, I think I'd get it in the neck
For saying let them all eat cake
Oh I just want to have my cake and eat it
It maybe a mignon, or a chocolate bourbon
Perhaps an eclair, I don't care
But if you tell me I can't have it
I'll just reach in the jar and grab it
Oh I just want to have my cake and eat it
It's been such a long while
Since I've been able to smile
So why can't I just have my cake and eat it?!
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