She got married at four
A banquet was laid for her
The table was set
The wedding guests had arrived
There was nothing left to get
It was the day to be brave
The day not to be grave
As she stepped in she drew her last breath
For she was getting married to death
He was a difficult husband to be sure
But he never brought his work home with him
He always left his Scythe at the door
And the marital bed was laid
All the sheets had been set
The wedding cake had been made
The bridesmaids had placed their bets
The votive candles were burning late
Heaven's handles were on their gate
As I lay down on my bed I drew one last breath
For there lying next to this wife was her husband death
Sure he did the washing up
Though the rubber gloves were hard to get on and off
He always was a stickler for the rules
When I considered his profession I knew he was so professional
He liked the dishes so clean and he never used a dishwashing machine
When he held me in his arms, I knew then his boney charms
And he was handy with a hammer and nail, he could fix a cupboard door
or a coffin that came cheap in a sale, I even saw him on the roof
But the photograph could not be developed and so I had no proof
We used to holiday in the Canaries, he said he liked the climate there
The fire in the ground took the chill from his bones
And he loved to breath in the warm salty air
Sometimes though he always looked so alone
As if the weight of world he had to bear on his own
And I would always say dear a problem shared is a problem halved
and he would finish that sentence for me, at that we both laughed
So all in all Death was good husband he was
Of course all that changed when his brother life came to stay
He was the complete opposite, brought something else to the house
He was fat, he was jolly, like an elephant he was scared of a mouse
But he could be brave and bold as a lion and bellow his name down the valley
I started to wondered if he had a wife, I caught myself one day writing him a letter
Dear Life, I started, I have been thinking of you often, don't get me wrong
Death has been a good husband, but we have been married these some years past
And I begin to wonder if our marriage will last, or whether it is on its last legs
So to speak, I wonder because when I look at you, my knees grow weak
I want to swoon, I want to faint and fall in your arms, take the bull by the horns
Nevermind that the China shop gets harmed, I love you Life, won't you make me your lover
I want to climb out of death's bed and under life's covers, can you take me
Oh will you take me? Do. I will be your mistress I will leave death to his mysteries
He doesn't seem to have a clue! Let's elope, we'll go to Spain
And go live in the Spanish hills, you know for your love I feel such pain
For our love life, Life, you know Death I'd kill for you; I'd slip him the knife, hid under my pillow,
Between his ribs and pierce his cold, cold heart, it would be a piece of art
It beats so old and regular it never misses a beat, it never skips
I never see him jump like you do, nor take to the floor in a dance
Like you do, and he only once swept me off my feet
So come, take my hand life and we'll go dancing down the street