Poetry

Saturday, 6 September 2025

Manikin's kin

 If you say yes, I'll have to go

But I'm not a manikin

Only for show

I'm a real man

You need to know

But if you say can

Then I must go

Down the shoot, one more time

Bring a bottle

Of red wine

Because you know it's in my mind

This psychic buzzard keeps

Swooping by

I think it's an augur

But that's in spring

And we met in August

Where do we begin?

Now that it's ended I need to know

Should I stay for the fashion show

Friday, 5 September 2025

French exchange

 Now I don't mean you're delusional

It's that you're diluvial 

In a manner quite effluvial of

Certain schizoid type

For your French exchange

When young, hung

Like a ripe

Plum around the gum

Of the girl on

The bike

Who you saw but did not like

Only the smell and the hum

Of Paris or a bum

Or a scent of the drum

When the sun beat its thumb

On the edge of your skull

In the bus where the droll

Hypocrites type

Their soul out

And write

I think you're delusional

Thursday, 4 September 2025

Why'd you have to look like that?

 Yes I saw you have some new shoes

Well are they blues shoes or are they black?

Because one of them suits you

And the other one makes you look 

Like a cat

Well yes, nice to see you too

How do you like my new hat?

Well it could be from the top draw for sure

Or he fetched it from the back (of the store)

Well anyway, how do you do?

Oh, Why'd you have to look like that?


Yes it makes me feel so rich and then so poor

When I see you walking out of his front door

Because I know you're with him for sure

Or oh is it for the long haul? Baby tell me more

Why'd you have to look like that?


I could move to the other side of town

And you'd never see me kicking around

With a frown underneath my new hat in brown

And this top hat would have it's bottom turned down

Oh why'd you have to look like that?


Oh we fell out and he fell in

And I don't doubt that he'd like to win

But we've got about you've put me in a spin

Oh why'd have to look like that to begin


With or without, I need you like gin

I want to bake you like bread

In my heart's oven even

Because you've got dough eyes

That make me knead to grin

Oh Why'd you have to look like that?

Oh why'd you have to look like that?

Corncrake

 The lowland scrub where the corncrake croak

Like a buzz on a cockroach's throat

Like a disco, a turn up to vote

In the booths of policemen

When they ring the yard on the phone


Oh the lowland reeds and the heathery belt

Where the corncrake hides in his feathery pelt

And the cornflakes fly and the cocoa pops melt

To the rice crispy cries of snap crackle and Celt


Oh lay myself down for to hear the Corncrake

On the isle of Canna where the canned worms wake

And they opened and wriggled around on the make

For the blue sea glistened but I never heard the Corncrake


Saturday, 30 August 2025

Modern Man

 Modern man

He dances

Modern man in trousers

Could lose some weight

Gain in love not hate

Yes, he's a modern man


He's out there on the town

Living life as best he can

Yes, he's a modern man


He'd shoot you down

If he liked it

But he'd rather

Dance with the bouncers

Yes, he's the modern man


Needs a beer

In his stomach

To keep

The butterflies

Turning into caterpillars

And then a Chrysalis 

Yes, he's a modern man


She's got a new friend

 She's got a new friend

I don't doubt it

She's got a new friend

I want to shout it

She's got a new friend

And it don't mean much to me


I wish I could win

Her in the end

But I know that now

I'm just her old friend

Yes she's moved on

Like a ship in the sea


And I'm out here on my island

well I'm not complaining

And I'm not drowning

I'm just sorry to see

Her ship leaving me


 She's got a new friend

I don't doubt it

She's got a new friend

I want to shout it

She's got a new friend

And it don't mean much to me

You're not my type

 

E You're not my type G-E

Am I call it hype A G

Dm7 A little Am7 drunken Dsus4 D Tyke

Am Kind of tripe G-A

E You're not my type G

 

E I like it black

Am I like it white

E You're not my type G

 

F You think you're Zebra

C I don't like stripes

E You're not my type G

 

You know a leopard

Can't change his spots

Well this old beggar 

looks strange not hot

You're not my type

 

I like to write

I don't mean left wing

I don't mean right

E You're not my type G

 

I just think you should choose

To get on your bike

You're not my type

 

I wouldn't ride you

It's not my like

So just walk in my shoes

You're not my type