Repeat after me:
I will not be cowed by the cows
I refuse to be bullied by the bulls
I won't be lambasted by the lambs
Nor stampeded by the stags
All these farm yard animal antics
Frozen in the field
Frightened by Frisians
Ghouled by the goose
Nor duped by the ducks
I will neither be hounded by hounds
Or alarmed by the llamas
I will be strong and centred and sound
I will stand my ground
In the face of shadowy cows
In the herring howls of horns
In the screeching jowls of gulls
In girlish growls of fowls
In foolish brows of owls
Or the horrid hoots of crows
The chalkish cheers of sheep
The balkish bawls and bleats
Of the unknown darkness sheets
Please Pan to fall asleep
And ignore our rambling feet