Can they?

Fuck me I'm an animal
That's what makes me a man
That and its undeniable
That I can when I can the can can

All my cans got caught
They were flying North for the winter
She put up her net of naughts
And the Cans got caught in Knots

She left them there in the breeze
Floating like heartless dolphins
And All I could say was please
Can a donkey swim across the oceans?

It cannot?
Then can a Yacht, carry a pail of water?
It can
Then cannot the sky fill a VW van
With Surf Boards
Can the waves practice sport
On land for a change
Can Kings take their holidays
In caravans
Somewhere on the coast of Norfolk
They can

Why is it American English only on Blogs or The South Korean Tragedy at Margaret Bridge, Budapest

I was going to write a poem
About how sad it was to see
a parade of the South Koreans
(They might also be North, but I doubt it)
Along the banks of the Danube
Actually
If truth be told I was cycling
And their bloody parade upset my route
And I exclaimed
'This is a cycle lane!'
But then I realized this must be a serious matter
So I headed it off
Like some paparazzi photographer
So obsessed was I with what was about to unfold
I could not distinguish my self
From an irritable idiot
Who kept getting in the way
I had to keep cycling ahead
Of this very sombre parade
Full of men twizzling the bands attached to the back of their
Heads
And others were beating drums
They were dressed in
White
Or Blue
And had on some head bands too
That looked blue
The point is I
Harassed their every move
So I hope you feel thankful to me
For my rubbish poetry
About this
Most significant event
That the hop-on-hop-off
Tourists couldn't give a shit about
As they crossed the Margit Bridge
The place where about 29 South Koreans died
When a much larger
Viking cruiser ploughed right
Over their little tourist boat
They were at the right place at the wrong time
You might say
And now they are dead
And all the petals that they throw
Into the Danube won't make a blind bit of difference to the fact that they
Are gone, and won't come back
And I am listening to the bloody Vivaldi variations as I wait
For someone in the British Government to answer my call about
Getting my tax back that I have overpaid
Because that is
All that matters anyway to the average Joe
But I KNOW
NO-ONE
Will ever answer because that is the way things go
When you are a British Citizen who has
Lost their Government Password
For the Government Gateway
Someone
Will always beat a drum
After you are dead and gone
In your memory

Some days are like these

I saw an egg in a cage
And it set all hell at peace
For nothing we expect
Comes as a release

I couldn't afford a car
So I kept a dinky toy on my shoulder
My mother said what you doing with that boy?
You should wait until you're older
But, I said, mother I'll soon be 99
They'll take away my license
I'll have to take the metro line

Some days are like these
Some days like these

The forest was walking through me one day
I could smell the pine in my socks
I put my trousers inside of my legs
So no one could see I had to wear clothes
I was covering up my un-nakedness

There was a man who stood up very short
His name was Eiffel
And then a tower saw him and thought
I'm going to climb him he looks like a trifle
What it hadn't expected was it had a fear of heights
And as soon as the tower got to his neck
It started to feel sick, and started to wobble
That will teach you said Eiffel to his tower
For being so arrogant for worldly power
No Idea constructed can be taller than a man
Then his wife came and kissed him
And he shrunk into the horizon

Some days are like these

Suck it and see

I was walking down the road
When I saw a cleaner
He looked at me nice
But then he looked meaner
I said hey Joe why are you in a rush
He said I'm running cos I've lost my brush
I said you know you don't need to sweep it
Just push it on the ground
Lick it and keep
Lick it and keep it?
Lick it and keep it

I was walking down the road when I saw a pig
I said how do you Harold?
He said I need a wig
You see I can't decide if I'm a pig or a man
So I picked up from the road a shiny tin can
I said wear that on your head and you'll look like a soldier
He said boy that looks nice but it won't when its older
I said don't mind that Harold you're going to reap it
Just put it on your head
Lick it and keep it
Lick it and keep it?
Lick it and keep it

I was walking down the road
When I saw a fork
It was lying on the ground like it was dropped by a stork
I gave it to a woman pushing a pram
She said thanks for that and I replied no problem Ma'am
But what, am I meant to do with it now?
My baby won't use it and it can't help me milk a cow
Well I said you can send your baby to sleep with it
Just put it in its mouth
It will lick it and keep it
Lick and keep it?
Lick it and keep it

I was walking down the road when I saw a dentist
I said how come you're looking down in the mouth
He said well you know my business has gone south
I said how come? he said have you heard of chewing gum
Now everyone brushes their teeth there's no work to be done
Well that don't matter man, and I handed him a lolly
Just give one out to everyone and they'll make a folly
He said sure that's a good idea, but is it free
I said just try it out yourself
Suck it and see
Suck it and see?
Suck it and see

I was walking down the road when I saw a spider
I said what you doing now? Are you a spy or an insider?
She said don't get heavy man I'm just hanging round the corners
Looking for a new home trying catch the mourners
I said well you're a dead ringer for a high flyer
But what you need is a broom to make your web higher
She said why do I need a broom when I've got eight legs?
I said that's a good point now you can wear these clothes pegs
Clothes pegs man! What am I meant to do with those?
I said you put them on your feet you can hang up some clothes
She said ok fine but when I walk won't I creep it?
I said no problem luv,
Just lick it and keep it
Lick it and keep it?
Lick it and keep it

Dance until the music fades

I try to look for you
But all I can see is the moon
Well honey why don't you see
I'm coming back to you soon
Come dance with me
And we'll dance until the music fades

I try to walk to you
But then I reach the sea
The land falls away
And I'm left between
The devil and the deep blue
Come dance with me
And we'll dance until the music fades

The Sheiks in their pyjamas
And all their purple shades
I've got sand in my Bahamas
And Royal roll on their parades
Come dance with me
And we'll dance until the music fades

Well the sun is in its sky
And the farm is on its stead
And I'm wondering why
You took offense at what I said
Come dance with me baby
And we'll dance until the music fades

The Roman roads
They slip away
Like a night train rolling
Down the straight railway
I've been riding that train baby
All the day from dusk til dawn
So come dance with me baby
We'll dance until the music fades

The truth

Take this moment

Truth it comes so slow to me
Ah if only I had the eyes to see
But I am blind to what's in front of me
Truth it comes so slow to me

Others can see what I cannot
They get up and leave
At just the right moment
They do not dally to lend a hand
When they see I am a drowning man

Truth it comes so slow to me
What I lack in life is clarity
Others tell me to walk away
That I should never darken the doorway
But all that light turns into shade
When Truth it is so slow to me

But at last the light does dawn
The mansion is revealed
It floods the garden lawn
Every room is revealed inside
And I can see where I have hidden
My pride

Some how myself to me
Has been like this darkened monstrosity
This haunted house where her ghost haunts
But I've drawn back the curtains
The sun shines in through the vaults
And banished are her looks, her books
Banished those times of demise and rooks
Which lived in the upper tower
Have flown far away to some other power

My house is my own again
I live here in my home again
Every room is open
No door is barred
When something is spoken
Nothing gets broken or scarred
The Truth it is so slow to me
But truth at last did set me free

a Truth part 1

Truth, my truth is that happiness
Is not a thing made of clay
It is transient like a golden globe of light
You cannot hold it too long
Before it slips away
It is not earned
Yet nor does it come through laziness
It requires work
It requires oneness
With being and the universe

There is a strange fact
That those who have less but
Spend their time with others
Rate themselves happier
Think, and thinking makes you sad
The knowledge is like a weight
But live, and dance and talk
And socialize
These things make people happy
Not work for work's sake
Life for life's sake
Find the God within
For God's sake