The boy took his father to the hospital with a broken arm after a shark had slapped it with its fin
They were able to cast it for him
Not only did his arm star as an extra in Holly oaks , but it was also used as bait on my next shark fishing trip.
Finally the hospital gave the father a cast of his arm from plaster of Paris, as plaster of London was all sold out in B and Q. The Venus DeLillo was unhappy because she was armless in Seattle, So she settled on a settee in Gettysburg, an armchair in Mac Donald, and divan in Burger King. The one armed bandits of New York and New Mexico were highly jealous.
Plasterers of London and Paris unite, we're all getting plastered tonight
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