I was soldiering on with my soldering iron
When somebody stopped me, I think named Brian
Brian I said, I think.., but he stopped me
It's Ryan he said, pop screw or Siad
I said can I use a solder to fight this war
He said if you hit it against an iron door
I said can I soldier like I were an iron
He said no but you can iron like a soldier
And solder like a lion
Can I lionize my iron?
It depends on your pantaloon platoon
Well I said how about a panda division
He said don't you mean a panzer division
I said yes I was never much good at maths and in addition
If I substitue one soldier for another will the match
Be played as well?
He said I think you're thinking of the future
By looking down a well, try to focus on the present
With an iron will,
I said I wrote it last Tuesday
He said with your consitution,
I'm surprised you're ill
Well the fact is I said it matches my mood
He said it's a game of two halves
Well try eating some food
I said I've nothing to cook it on
He said why not try the iron
So I kept soldiering on
Thinking this beats talking to Byron
You keep working on that electronic circuit
Where the electrons go round, it's an eclectic gown
And they just drop down in poteniality
Same as me
