Two camels were kissing
A slibber a slobber
Two camels were kissing
a fibber a fobber
Lady Camel Queenie and male camel Joe
A slibber a slobber, they were kissing just so
When Lady Camel Queenie said
Go down on your knees Joe
a fibber a fobber a Camel kissing show
She said get down on your knees
and now kiss my camel toe
A shiver a shaver a bended knee Joe
Joe got down and kissed her toe
It was big and it was lumpy but it did show
To Queenie that he loved her and would never go
A sliver a saliva, a shining camel toe
Sometime later they were travelling
In a long caravan
a giver a gather an Arabian
Night with the stars that show
When Queenie said to Joe
I don't see much of you lately
Joe said I'm going mad at the end of my tether
And Queenie you're at the front, is that what you truly want?
You've got to let me know
No she said Joe, I want you to kiss my Camel toe
Oh Joe, it's like we're ships that pass in the night
Well my load is heavy said Joe, and your's is light
And you take forever Joe to walk across the moon
And you are always going down Queenie
Over the next dune
Oh you are like the setting sun
And I am like a river
Who only shines bright in the moon's silver
And we could be together Joe
But you have caught the desert fever
And now it is time to go
Won't you kiss me good night
But Camel Joe just spat in spite
Don't cut off your nose Joe to spite your face
You know we are roving animals
We are a nomadic race
So come let's not be cannibals
And have to eat our words just so
Won't you get down on your knees
And kiss my camel toe
So if there's a moral to this story
It's probably I told you so
When a Queen's in love with an Average Joe
All she really wants is to go
to the front of the queue
While he brings up the rear
And he really wants is to see her two humps
And maybe her rump more clear
But she may be interested in where they might go
For the desert is a wide ocean you know
Let's step one foot in front of the other
And kiss the Queen Camel's toe
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