I met a mermaid, a slipper a slapper
I met a mermaid, a flipper a flapper, a mermaid
Oh we walked along the Bristol docks
For she wished me to buy her a frock
A slipper, a slapper, a mermaid
But she could not walk so I pushed her in a barrow
Along the cobbled streets and the lanes quite narrow
A flipper, a flapper mermaid
But when I told her I had no money
A slipper, a slapper, a flipper, a flapper
She hit me with her tail and she looked at me funny
A slipper, a slapper, a mermaid
Well I said I told you I was but a sailor
Then she told me what she needed was really a tailor
a slipper, a slapper a mermaid
So I took her to the fishmonger
a flipper, a flapper a mermaid
And I said to him, I'd like her topped and tailed
A slipper a slapper, a mermaid
So he chopped off her tail and gave me £60 for the sale
A flipper, a flapper a mermaid
And I thought that was the end of my fish-bride-tale
A slipper, a slapper a mermaid
But her fishtail grew a head like the whale
a flipper a flapper a mermaid
And I think the fishmonger made a good sale
A slipper a slapper, a mermaid
But her top half I put back in the barrow
A flipper a flapper a mermaid
And the fishmonger did make her a wrapper
A slipper a slapper, a mermaid
He said: the price of fish is a terrible thing
It can make a haddock hack, and a mackerel sing
If you love a mermaid Jack, then make her a ring
And marry head and tail, that's price of a fish market sale
He said: the price of fish is a thing to abide
It goes up in bad weather and down like the tide
And if you're a sailor then neither a tailor be
What's the price of fish worth when there's plenty
more in the sea?
Back home on the sofa, my mermaid and me
We tried to get closer, but she was pale as can be
So I went to the kitchen to brew her a cup of tea
A flipper, a flapper, a mermaid
When I came back in, two new legs she had sprouted
And I looked at them fondly , but then she sad doubted
That she could ever walk again, so I said then let's just try
And she walked and did the splits and kicked up high to the sky
Oh a flipper a flapper, my new mermaid bride
Was the full ticket now as we walked the dock side
And I brought her to the boutique where a new frock she tried
Oh a slipper and a slapper, she looked so good I could've cried
Oh a flipper and flapper, my girl walked a clip clapper
Oh a slipper and a slapper she could dance a toe tapper
And we walked around the fish market, and I never thought
Of the sale
But I think that she remembered because she looked a bit pale
So if you ever love one side of a mermaid, but you don't love the other
Don't confuse Mary Magdalene with the fairy Godmother
You can just accept her, or you can chop her in two for a laugh
But when you refer to her later, you better call her your better half
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