There's a Lady I know and she's very old
And she's buying a stairlift to heaven
When she gets to the store, she promised to call
So I can pick it up for her and it can get where it's going
Ooh and she's buying a stairlift to heaven
There's a sign on the wall, saying mind you don't fall
Because the footrest sometimes can be misleading
Oh, and it makes me wonder
Ooh and it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get when I put on my vest
and my whisky bottle is still near the bottom
In my thoughts I have seen the wood for the trees
And I clearly know which stairlift I would choose
Ooh and it makes me wonder
Ooh and it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered in the mobility store
That the stannah is the best one
And the others are shit, and break when you sit
And your family will laugh when you ride it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa
If there's a hustle and your budgie, don't sing out
Well then there's probably a gas leak
And if two mobility scooters crash on the street
Then they should've been looking where they were going
And it makes me wonder
ohh, whoa
If your head is humming, there's probably a bee in your bonnet
And you need to call a beekeeper
Dear landlady I can hear the wind blow through my window
And it's giving me a stiff neck on my stairlift
And as we wind up the spiral staircase
I'm impressed how they got the geometry right
For there's a lady that I know well, she's my landlady
And she thinks that she is snow white
Still she's looking in the store at the stairlifts
And she can't quite decide which to go for
And at last I say it doesn't matter anymore
Because we can live in a bungalow or on the ground floor
But she's still buying a stairlift to heaven
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